EXTRACT: I clung on in my rickshaw as we navigated our way across Chandni Chowk, eventually arriving onto a flowing, but still precarious, boulevard that approached New Delhi. At regular intervals, there were advertising hoardings that hailed the coming week as ‘Delhi’s Police Safety Week’. ‘We want you safe’, the posters proclaimed. Although, like that columnist, who dreamed of a return to Eden, surely this was just a pipe dream. Also, why from my own point of view, couldn’t that very week be Safety Week, goddammit? Why should I have to wait until I was no longer in the country?
I returned to old blighty in the early days of 2000. Completely unexpectedly, in the space of five months, I moved house across the English Midlands, putting roots down in the market town of Shrewsbury. I bought an 18th Century Georgian house in the town centre, in the shadow of the looming spire of Saint Aulkmund’s church, which dominated the skyline. The house was a grade II listed building; A desirable bachelor’s pad, on four levels and physically attached to a pub….








